ARTICLES OF SHAT
Welcome, Shat-Fans! This is where you will find all sorts of amazing facts, figures and articles about THE SHAT.
THE KARMA SHATRA
Shall we Shat now or Shat
later? Yeah baby, it's the Guy Who Shat Me and his secret
success with women revealed. Now you too can make yourself
irresistible to women with The Shat's simple guide.
SHATSPLOITATION CINEMA
Why not check out our Shatsploitation Cinema, and see your favourite films with
added Shatner Greatness! See classics brought to life, how they
should have been!
SHAT IDOL
Forget
Pop Idol, forget American
Idol, forget Bone Idol...The Shat proves his musical dominance over some of
the worlds top pop artistes.
THE OPEN UNIVERSHATTY
Here
in the College of Shatner (otherwise known as the Open Univershatty) you can learn how to speak like Shatner, learn some Kirk Style Diplomacy, Practice
Shatner Self Defence and much much more! Education is a privilege, not
a right! Shat-dammit!
CREATE-A-SHAT
Now
you can make your own Shatner merchandise, in the privacy of your home.
No more embarrassing shopping experiences or mail order shenanigans!
SHAT CLASSIFIEDS
Ok, so you
still insist on Shat merchandise? Check out some of our fantastic Shat
discoveries!
SHATNER vs. PREDATOR
We've uncovered rare
archive footage of an episode of Trek that up till now was only rumoured to
exist! Watch in awe as two of the Universes greatest powers
clash, in an all out battle to end all battles. Who will be victorious
you ask?
SHATMATES
Ever wondered what would
happen if The Shat mated with other acting hams? Find out here!
SHAT
CELEBS
Find out which genuine sci-fi celebs have had the sense to
recognise superior entertainment talent and support
The Shat via The Fellowship of the Shat!
KIRK
FUN
Shatner once played a role on a sci-fi show called
'Captain Kirk.' Here you'll find miscellaneous 'Kirk' related 'Fun'.
Hence the term 'Kirk Fun'. It's not that difficult.
BIKINI SHAT
We play matchmaker
and match the Shat up to various sci-fi lovelies. It's NOT a gratuitous
excuse to show pictures of sci-fi babes. In fact, nothing could be
further from the truth.
Above: Artists impression of Mr Shatner's toupee cupboard.