SHAT CLASSIFIEDS
Here's a rundown on some of those hard-to-find Shatner collectors items out there...
Shatner's Musk…available only in America… until now! Yes it's true, now YOU can get your hands on genuine freshly squeezed Shatner Musk. Shatner's Musk is harvested only when the time is right - in the Summer when he is particularly active and fertile.
This ensures a product with a rich full flavour and body. The Musk is extracted in Shatner's very own private hospital, by 12 milky-white virgins in Swedish national dress. Once the Musk is collected, it is bottled and packaged the very same night to ensure premium quality. Scientific tests indicate it contains roughly 300 times the pheromones of a normal human male - ensuring each and every wearer GUARANTEED SUCCESS WITH WOMEN. If after wearing Shatner's Musk, you fail to pull less than 30 supermodels a month, your money will be fully refunded - no arguments, no quibbles. So buy now with confidence. Shatner's Musk -
available from all good chemists and any member of the Fellowship of the
Shat for only £300.
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| It's what you've been waiting for... SEND NO MONEY NOW! Yes! You too can go where only The Shat has gone before with this very special offer- straight from The Shat himself! Each item is personally consumer-tested by The Shat in his Canadian log-cabin and guaranteed to arrive in excellent condition... or your money back! 100% certain to put a smile on the face of all ladies and men dont miss this unique opportunity as stocks are highly limited. Available NOW in packs of 3 from all disreputable mail-order firms. Discount for bulk orders of 50 or more. Warning: Do not buy if allergic to latex or artificial mandarin flavouring. We accept no responsibiltiy for personal harm, disease, disfigurement or injury that accompanies proper or improper usage of this product. |
Show that special lady in your life just exaclty how you feel about her, by treating her to a pair of Shatner Panties. |
There may be a slight problem with
this product. Please return it for a full refund (ie no money toupee).
No money to pay, geddit? |
The one on the left is a real
retail Shatner mask. The one on the right is the one they modified to
make it look MORE scary. I might have that the wrong way
round...how do you tell? |
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