CREATE-A-SHAT

You'll find this page full to the brim with Shat-tastic ideas for making your own Shat merchandise.  Why pay high street prices...make your own Shat-Stuff tonight, for half the price!

Introducing!  
The Dancing Shatner Finger Puppet

Simply print, cut-out and then attach to something stiff, stick your fingers in both holes and enjoy! Oh and why not try the puppet out as well! 

The Original
 SHAT-O-LANTERN

What better way to attract weirdos to your humble abode this Halloween than The Original Shat-O-Lantern!

Simply carve your favourite pumpkin with a knife* to follow the scientifically patented design above then place a shining candle inside. The Shat-O-Lantern should then be put outside or in the window for instant SHAToween magic as the holy-one's face is revealed by the patterns of dancing light!

Dont be the only house in your neighbourbood without a Shat-O-Lantern - make yours now!

* If you are not allowed sharp objects we recommend you bite the shape out of the pumpkin with your teeth or mouth. Do not accidentally burn trick or treaters with the lighted candle.

The Shat-O-Lantern is another fantastic product brought to you by MissCrankyPants Enterprises Inc "For SHAT that people dream of"

New for Christmas!
The Budget Arena Playset

Can't afford expensive action figures? Kiddies pestering you for Star trek Toys? Look no further, the Budget Arena Playset is all you need! Now you can recreate scenes from that classic episode, Arena, in the privacy of your own boudoir.

Simply print out, cut up and prepare for TOS action like you've never seen before. This marvellous value set includes: Authentically detailed, and anatomically correct Captain Kirk and Gorn Captain, together with a clump of coal, diamonds, sulphur and bamboo for hours of fun. The Budget Arena Playset is guaranteed to satisfy even the heartiest appetite for adventure!

Limited time offer Green animal woman included absolutley free, for those end-of-adventure recreational moments.

Please Note: Undress-Captain-Kirk add-on pack available seperately

"Loony" from the Fellowship of the Shat presents
The Amazing Shatner Face Mask

YES! Exclusively available to download here is the original SHATNER MASK.

When you feel that your part of the universe needs a little more SHAT then you too can harness the immortal and supernatural powers of THE SHAT with your very own SHATNER MASK! 

With the SHATNER MASK you will never be lost without a date or lady-friends, the world is your OYSTER and you have every right to seek out new life and new civilisations with your shirt ripped and a phaser in your pocket.

NOTE: Must not be used around small children, pregnant females, the elderly, infirm, TOS castmembers or animals

At last!  It's what you've all been asking for
 How to Make a Sexy Toupee

So you want to look just like your hero, Mr Shatner, but you are too skint or embarrassed to buy yourself a manly hair-wiggette? Fear not, follow our simple instructions and you too can look just as handsome and as sexy as Mr Shatner - at only twice the cost! 

You need: a used football, scissors, glue and access to any brown long-haired dog. 

Instructions: Cut football in half and cover outer shell with glue. Next, get some hair off the dogs back and attach to the glue. Then, simply place on head and enjoy your new found popularity and sexual magnetism. Coming soon: find out how to make a set of Spocks ears and an insignia badge using only Dairylea triangles.