KIRK FUN

As if you needed proof! Well here it is anyway! Can you count to TEN, lets find out..

10. Kirk could climb up a Jeffries tube and fix anything himself. No sweat!
9. Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting ensign.
8. Kirk doesn't test the engines like a namby pamby - he just fires them up.
7. When Kirk says "Boldly Go Where No MAN Has Gone Before" you know he MEANS it.
6. Kirk doesn’t hide on the ship drinking tea, he beams down and gets stuck in.
5. Picard's crew would never think of him as a sexual object.
4. Kirk travelled through the Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even impressed.
3. Kirk's bedroom is a well known passion pit with electric sheets and soft red lighting.
2. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate and charcoal that fired diamonds – cool or what?
1. He knows that when it comes to diplomacy, fisticuffs, torpedoes and phasers are much more effective than the stupid pen or word.
 

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