THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE SHAT

Welcome, Shat-Fans! Welcome to the web-version of FULL OF SHAT, the cult web-site that genuinely is full to the brim with complete and utter Bill Shat.

This website provides EVERYTHING a Shat fan could ever need! Including how to make your own Dancing Shatner Finger Puppet, lessons on How to Speak like Shatner, learn Shatner Self Defence, indulge yourself with our fantasy Shatner offspring in Shatmates, enjoy never-seen-before Shatner movies in our Shatsploitation Cinema, learn how to seduce women Shatner-Stylee in our Guide to the Karma Shatra, oggle over our super sexy Shatner Pictures, behold The Shat take on the world's greatest musicians in Shat Idol, take a ringside seat in the galaxy's ultimate battle of Shatner vs. Predator and MUCH MUCH more! You'll also find details about how to join us and become a member of the Fellowship of the Shat United Kingdom Shatner Cult.

PLEASE join us, so that we can share the beauty of all that is The Shat! Find peace, harmony and free love with us! 

FELLOWSHIP OF THE SHAT MISSION STATEMENT

It is our aim through recruiting, coercing, hypnotism and blackmail, to encourage members of the public such as your good selves here, to join with us and celebrate the delights and mysticism of entertainment legend William Shatner.  For he is recognised as the True Shatner-Being. He is more than just a fabulous actor… he’s more than just a great singer… he’s more than just an award winning novelist… He is a way of being.  He is an incarnation of pure spiritual energy.  He is the personification of perfection.  He is irresistible to women - and for this, we worship him so!  He is THE SHAT.  Praise be the Acting Deity! Oh perchance to gaze at his Rotund Hairless Belly!  SHAT-ELLUJAH!

WHAT DO WE DO?

We hold meetings throughout the United Kingdom, where we sit in awe and watch the Holy Works, such as Star Trek, TJ Hooker and Boston Legal.  We are taught how to speak just  like our hero, Sir Bill of Shatner, by placing over dramatic effect on EV-ery OTH-er SY-lla-BLE, using..........incredibly.......... long ......... pauses ........... and contorting our facial expressions whilst gesticulating.........wildly.

CONTACT US

Email the SHAT'NAA MASTER aka The Squire

or visit our Guest Book and Forum!

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This site is a piece of fan-fiction, a mindless inane parody for entertainment purposes only. It is not used in any way for generating profit. We do not intend to intrude on anyone’s copyright. Oh, and we really are HUGE Classic Trek fans, and Bill Shatner is a STAR, and we really do LOVE him (including his singing!). Big it up and respect to the main man! Mr WS, Perfection incarnate. Shatellujah!