SHATMATES

Ever wondered what the outcome would be, if The Shat were to mate with other famous acting hams?  What would their offspring look like?  Well wonder no more.  We drafted in a self-confessed arsonist for the day, and set him the challenge of producing some scientific research into this.  After rigorous DNA profiling together with extensive computer modelling, we can now provide you with the following results...

Firstly lets see the child of Sigourney and The Shat.  Wow!  What a handsome looking man/woman/thing it'd grow up to be!

Now, Audrey from "To The Mannor Born" and The Shat would produce a child like this...

Slightly more feasible, The Shat and Bungle from Rainbow would produce this...

Naughty Shat!  I think he's been fooling around with Communications Officer!

Most frightening of all, this is offspring he'd produce if he mated with himself...

With thanks to the Fellowship's resident scientist and pyromaniac, Jan the Man.