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Welcome,Shat-Fans! In this article we investigate the animalistic sexual magnetism, that is The Shat. 

Here follows a genuine quote from The Shat, September 2004:

Star Trek star William Shatner says he's irresistible to ladies - because of his extraordinary high level of pheromones.  The 72-year-old insists he has no control over his allure to the opposite sex and that it's just a chemical attraction.  He says: "I have such high pheromones. I'm told this by numerous people - that my pheromone count is very high and that I am just naturally attractive to women, and I think, to sexual deviants.  It causes me great concern."

What can we mere humans learn from the Great Shat?  Lots!  Lets take a look at some of The Shat's on-screen women, to see if we can find out exactly what's going on here.

Yeoman Rand...aka Kirk's right hand.  Although, she probably made Kirk's right hand a little busier.

The Shat caused a stir in America when he kissed his Communications Officer.  Unbeknownst to him, she was secretly black.

The other lady in Kirk's life - his ship.  Must have left it in the wash.

Ooh look, it's Heather Locklear American superstar from...TJ Hooker and...er...The Fall Guy?

Here he is going Ape-Shat.

Shall we Shat now or Shat later?  Yeah baby!  Its Joan Collins.

He likes aliens in green...

...full green body paint that is!

Take Carmen Electra...too late, he already has.

He even gets to do it in cartoons! 

I bet he's having a whale of a time.

I've had a Shat day at the office, dear.

Oops.  S'ok Shat, no-one noticed.

Here he is teaching the android Andrea how to kiss.  How 'andy is that?

Ahh.  A real tip at last.  Ladies love novelty latex products!

At it again

and again

You picking up on a theme here?

at it in the court room

and about to have it

He appreciates a good vintage

and can melt even the coldest of hearts

"Form a line ladies!!  One at a time!!   No squabbling please..."

When The Shat asks for a new laptop, he always gets the very finest model.

Well that concludes the Karma Shatra, I hope you've picked up some valuable tips from The Shat's women!  I still have no idea how he does it...  That's just the luck of the Shat I guess.