THE SHATSPLOITATION CINEMA

The SHATsploitation Cinema is your NUMBER 1 GUIDE to the many films The Shat should have been in! Hollywood's foolishness for turning a blind eye to the acting talents of The Shat is legendary. Therefore here at the SHATsploitation Cinema, we give you a unique glimpse into the many movies that would have been much improved with The Shat's presence instead of just any other old acting-ham. With the advent of new electronic computers and dvd tapes we demand that Hollywood re-releases directors cuts of all the films featured here with alterations to make the film feature The Shat in the lead role.And rightly so!

May the SHAT be with you...

Behold...the Prisoner of ShatsAllBran

He's a Gentleman, a Scholar, he's an AcroShat

For three men the Civil War wasn't Hell. It was SHAT

Do you eat the Red Pie or the Blue Pie?

"I'm Foxxy CleoSHATra and I'm a whole lotta woman!"

SHAT TO THE FUTURE!
"When this thing gets to 88mph you're going to see some serious SHAT!"

He's a woman's SHAT, no time to talk.

A Love caught in the Shat of Revolution...

He's black, he's back and he's Shat.  Any Questions?

SHAT! AH-AH Saviour of the Universe!

Of all the bars, in all the world, she came and Shat in mine

It's a LEMON TREE, dear Watson.